Words Women Use

hi everyone

please all the women in this forum please dont get angry


WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)
Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)
Nothing:This is the calm before the storm.This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)
Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)
Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)
That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)
Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.
DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

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Whatever: Is a women's way of saying --------
YOU!

(9)
Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can

avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.